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Monday, April 28, 2008

"Dirt" mimics, mocks society

Season two of the FX show Dirt dives deeper into the world of the power-hungry and ruthless editor-in-chief of "Dirt Now," a tabloid magazine, and her unveiling of Hollywood gossip and scandal. Courtney Cox plays Lucy Spiller, the magazine’s brutal editor, who exposes the secrets and lies of the famous and notorious. With help from her personal photographer and confidant, Don Konkey (played by Ian Hart), "Dirt Now" stands out because of his behind-the-scenes and revealing photographs of stars at their best, but mostly worst.


“Dirty Slutty Whores” is the title of episode two of this season and follows the outrageous and obnoxious behavior of celebutante Milan Carlton, who is constantly in the public eye. Another story unfolds that focuses on a leaked video and a voicemail from Jimmy Darby, an old sitcom star, and his shocking and drunken behavior around his family. Lucy has an on going problem with Milan and the appalling stunts that are always getting her in trouble; however, the wealth and power of her name and family are always getting her out of that trouble. Lucy feels the need to put Milan in her place. Through prying, sneaking around and jumping fences, Don is Lucy’s main man when it comes to getting all the dirty truth behind these excessively wealthy and shameless public figures.

Ian Hart’s character of Don Konkey is one of the most interesting. He noticeably has an OCD disorder and talks to his cat, who sometimes talks back, but he is an amazing photographer and works harder than anyone else at "Dirt Now." The relationship between the workaholic Lucy and peculiar Don is the strongest and most meaningful in the show. Lucy has a sense of duty to care for Don since he is the one who is making the magazine thrive and succeed through his images. Lucy explains how a story isn’t anything without his work because we are in a “world of images.”

Dirt is witty and relevant to today’s culture and society and the stars, or victims, of her magazine relate to the stars we see and hear about everyday. The character of Milan Carlton (played by Elisabeth Harnois) is parallel to our well-known Paris Hilton. Milan is portrayed with her bleached-blonde hair, skimpy clothing and typical little dog similar to Hilton’s Chihuahua. Milan is arrested for a DUI and is sent to jail where she is given special treatment. Upon being released early, the press photograph her exiting the jail in homely and conservative attire. Sound familiar? The character of Jimmy Darby (played by Tom Arnold) is an Alec Baldwin/ David Hasselhof cross. An angry phone message to his daughter and a video of him drunkenly eating food off the floor is publicly released.

What makes Dirt smart and more than just a series that mocks real stars is the way the writers twist these already familiar storylines into something unexpected and startling. The writers of Dirt use these past events and in the last 15 minutes of the show, add a sense of humor to the story or they bend it to make it more scandalous. These twists add some humor and insight into what the writers, and probably most of the public, wish would happen to many of the celebutantes and other greedy heirs in Hollywood.

Dirt is captivating and distinctive because of its ability to use real life scandal stories and go behind the scenes of gossip magazines. Courtney Cox’s character, Lucy, is ruthless and cunning; she will go beyond all boundaries to get the story she wants. She is a good journalist and only deals with the truth, which makes it even more interesting to see just how far she will go to break someone for a story. Dirt is an intriguing show to follow and to pick up on the racy stunts and parallel stories that portray our culture’s obsession and demand for celebrity gossip.
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"Lost" raises questions, delivers answers worth waiting for

Let me start off by saying I am a very devoted (meaning biased) fan of ABC's hit drama, Lost. Since the beginning, I've spent countless hours with my ass glued to the couch and my eyes fixed on the set. The defining point of my week is Thursday night, when the new episode airs. If you are as devoted a fan as I, then you will surely realize that "The Constant" was one of the greatest episodes of the show so far.


Airing on February 29, 2008, this episode did more to answer the mysteries of the island than any previous one. It focused on Desmond David Hume (as played by Henry Ian Cusick), and began to unravel the reasons for his mysterious gifts. Desmond, the tragic hero of the show, sees flashes of the future. These flashes show what is going to happen, and though they can be altered, their end result will be the same, because as Desmond learns, the future cannot be changed. Last season this created some of the most intense drama on television. Desmond was haunted by flashes of a fellow friend and castaway dying, and time after time, Desmond did all he could to save him, knowing that the universe has a way of "course-correcting" itself and that his actions were only postponing the inevitable. This subplot made Desmond one of the most admirable characters on the show, one who you genuinely care about, and this new episode begins to explain his gift (or curse, depending on how you look at it).

When Desmond turned the key in the hatch, back in the season two finale (like I said, you have to be a fan for any of this to make sense), something happened to his brain. Whether it was being exposed to extremely high levels of radiation or something more surreal that granted him his gift, it is fully explained. Desmond's consciousness has been traveling back in forth in time, and leaving the safe confines of the island has had the side-effect of destroying his perception of time, causing him to think he is living ten years in the past. He has no idea what is going on in the present, and his reality keeps jumping back and forth, forcing him to live within two different worlds, two different times. Quantum physics comes into play in this episode, and the writers delve deep into the science behind the island for the first time. The island has always had its supernatural and sci-fi elements, but now they are brought to the forefront as the viewer begins to understand just what the island is.

This episode was so ambitious, so revealing, that it really is amazing that it was not a complete catastrophe. The show could have turned absurd when the time travel element was introduced, but everything seems plausible. Every moment is so intense and entertaining that the viewer will not care how far-fetched an idea may be, especially when the creators make it work this well Every moment is executed perfectly, every set is lush and fully realized, every performance is memorable, and everything is so perfectly- balanced that none of the elements sink. The episode's presentation is excellent, jumping back and forth sporadically at first with no explanation, jarring the viewer's brain in the same way that Desmond's brain is being jarred.

The new character Daniel Faraday (played by Jeremy Davies), an awkward, out-of-place physicist, becomes a much more significant part of the show. The mysterious scientist (who is on the island for reasons no one can guess) formerly specialized in Quantum Physics at Oxford, and it seems that he will become a much more significant part of the show as he appears to hold the answers to (and may be the root of) some of the islands mysteries, particularly those surrounding time travel and the concept of time on the island.

In the present, Faraday learns about Desmond's side-effects, so he urges him to travel back to Oxford the next time his consciousness flashes into the past, so he can meet up with a much more eccentric Faraday then. At this time, a disrespected Faraday is still being ridiculed by his peers for his crazy ideas, but he has found a way to allow the brain to travel back and forth through time. This does come with side-effects, as Desmond realizes when Faraday's time-traveling guinea pig dies of a brain aneurysm. Unwilling to meet the same fate, Faraday tells Desmond that he must find a constant, something his brain can use as an anchor in any time, in order to stabilize it and save himself.

The series has always been known for its great cliff-hanger endings that tease the viewer by offering even more questions for the following week. This ending reveals a note that Faraday wrote to himself at one point, saying, "Desmond will be my constant." This leaves even more implications for time travel in the show's future, and may be foreshadowing Faraday's rise to become one of the most important characters.

It's impossible to predict how big of a role these revelations will have on the overall mystery of the island. It seems to be one of the most important episodes in the series thus far (if not the most), and may present a turning point for the series. Up until now, the show has been about raising questions in the viewer's minds. Now the creators have finally started to answer some of these questions, and they have proved that the answers were well-worth waiting for.
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100th episode premiere: "One Tree Hill"

In a season full of shows in perpetual re-runs, One Tree Hill is going strong with new drama. The CW show, in its fifth season, has come a long way. The season began by jumping four years ahead from the previous one, bringing all the characters into post-college-age adulthood. The cast also celebrated its 100th show, a milestone marked by new beginnings, endings and a returning.

The show centered on pretty boy and author, Lucas and his editor, Lindsey getting married. Karen, Lucas’ mom and her daughter Lily returned to America from France for the occasion while a suspenseful scene plays out with the psycho nanny, Carrie and the newly out of prison Dan, Lucas’ biological father. Are you following? It was an overload of drama for one hour.

While we waited for Lucas and Lindsey to get married, aspiring record executive, Peyton, who is still in love with Lucas (even after denying his proposal years earlier) questioned whether or not to proclaim her feelings for him at the ceremony. Her eventual decision not to was completely overshadowed by Lindsey abruptly leaving Lucas at the altar. Her reason for the exit? Lucas is clearly still in love with Peyton. His new book is even a testament to how much he still cares for her, disguised as a boy waiting for a comet to return. What tipped Lindsey off? Peyton’s car, the one that broke down the first time she met Lucas, is a Comet. Lindsey saw it parked outside the church that day. What a coincidence that she never saw it before the wedding.

In other news, married high school sweethearts Nathan and Haley find that reconciliation is harder than it seems. After Haley caught the now ex-nanny Carrie in the shower with Nathan, her whole world was shaken. Though Nathan was innocent in the matter, she cannot find the nerve to trust him. All she has is her son, Jamie.

Jamie, the show’s cutest star and by far one of the best actors (yes, he is four) leaves the church sanctuary for a bathroom break. While he is gone, he stumbles into Nanny Carrie, as he calls her, in the lobby. She tricks him into leaving and kidnaps him. The whole cast is frantically sent looking for him. This twist brings Nathan and Haley closer than ever. The good news? Jamie returns home safely, but only because of Dan, the most hated man in Tree Hill.

After killing his brother and going to prison, Dan is a free man. It is still unclear if his motives were pure, but bringing Jamie back was no less than noble. The look on everyone’s face when he showed up with Jamie was a priceless, shocked look of fear, anger and confusion all rolled into one.

What will become of all of this? The ending of Lucas and Lindsey clearly leaves room for a love between him and Peyton, but is somehow seems wrong now. He said “I do,” but she left. Why was he going to marry Lindsey when his heart was so conflicted? Even if Lucas and Peyton are meant to be and it is what everyone wants, it still feels too soon.

As for Dan returning, there is much to be explained. He is far too hated to be a good guy again, but his safe-keeping of Jamie can’t be overlooked. Haley and Nathan seem to be on the road to a happy marriage, thankfully, because they are a constant in a batch of unstable relationships. For the 100th episode, much was revealed and still much to be explained. Would it be so interesting without a dozen or so story lines? I think not.
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Season Finale: "Dexter" successfully wraps things up

In the final installment of the second season of the Showtime series Dexter, it’s all drama and things get crazy. An explosion of shocking events, emotions and revelations make this season finale one of the most exciting 60 minutes of television you have ever seen.


Forensics expert by day and serial killer by night, Dexter’s (Michael C. Hall) secret slowly leaks out as the Miami Police Department probes deeper into the “Bay Harbor Butcher” case. Dexter has been scrambling to cover his footsteps and now his sleazy and obsessive ex-girlfriend is stalking him, finding out more about him every day. Lila won’t tell the police, but that’s not Dexter’s worry. Being the manipulative psychopath that she is, she tries to use this information to connect herself on a deeper level with Dexter, jeopardizing his attempts to rekindle his relationship with longtime girlfriend Rita.

Played by Jaime Murray, Lila is an annoyingly underdressed sneak with a history of arson and an addictive personality. She seems to screw up Dexter’s plans in every way possible, from uncovering his secret life to ruining his relationship with Rita by seducing him. Everything she does is to get closer to Dexter even though he very clearly states that he wants her gone. Maybe he heard me wailing in frustration at the TV set because he figured out her shady games and thankfully, this episode brings an end to not only the season, but also Lila’s character. Perhaps the purpose of her 10-episode run was to be eye candy for the male viewers, but I found the British accent and palm-sized outfits irritating and couldn’t be happier about the demise of Lila.

Another pest trying to blow Dex’s cover, co-worker Sergeant Doakes, is also offed in this episode. After Doakes finds out who the “Bay Harbor Butcher” really is, Dexter captures him and keeps him caged up in a secluded cabin, cleverly creating evidence to frame him as the killer. Whether or not Dexter intended to kill Doakes, he didn’t have to worry because crazy old Lila came along with her pyromania and did the job for him.

But don’t think this show is all about violent killings. No, there’s love. Dexter’s younger stepsister Deb (Jennifer Carpenter from The Exorcism of Emily Rose) falls hard for the much older Special Agent Lundy (Keith Carradine) after struggling to get over her relationship with a serial killer and Dexter’s long lost biological brother in the first season. The peculiar and scandalous relationship blossoms. However, her fear that he would leave after the “Bay Harbor Butcher” assignment comes true when the case closes. Being the good sister that she is, she chooses to stay in Miami with Dexter. Not good enough? If you’re looking for a more satisfying love story, here’s a happy ending, Dexter seeks forgiveness from Rita, and reunites with the one person who makes him feel human. Now that deserves a big “Aww.”

Yeah, he’s a serial killer, but somehow he’s loveable and we all want things to work out for Dexter. He kills for a good causes, directing his obsession and uncontrollable violent desires to eliminate deserving criminals from the world. He narrates in his calm, lowered voice, contrasting his violent and deliberate actions with deeply human emotions. His inner dialog is honest, often questioning whether what he is doing is right, sometimes pushing him to maybe turn himself in. His sarcastic commentary brings a dark humor to the show. Disturbingly, somehow I can understand and relate to this murderer through his thoughts. It’s really an intriguing, portrayal of a killer, played flawlessly by Michael C. Hall.

This finale ties the season up neatly, explaining the questions we’ve asked all along with shocking conclusions and unexpected events. If you’re sad it’s over, it does leave just enough of a loose end to prepare viewers for the third season, premiering September 30, 2008.
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A juicy piece of "Gossip Girl"

The age of the guilty pleasure is dead. Gone are the days when a person had to watch their favorite trashy television secretly and hope that their friends (who certainly had better, more high-minded taste) would never suspect their low-brow leanings. Lindsey Lohan is on the cover of New York Magazine and Perez Hilton runs one of the most popular websites on the internet by drawing lewd doodles on paparazzi photos of the marginally famous. Everything campy and delightful is in, and everyone who wants to have their fun should be watching The CW’s Gossip Girl.

Set in the ritzy, exclusive Upper East Side of Manhattan, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester play Serena van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf, privileged socialites-in-training who attend the same private high school. In the series’ first episode, Serena is back from a secretive year at a Connecticut boarding school (surprise!) and frienemy Blair panics because of her suspicions that her boyfriend, brooding hottie Nate (Chace Crawford), is secretly in love with Serena (which are totally true, by the way). We also meet Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley) who is also in love with Serena (does she get all this love because she’s blond?) and his little sister Jenny (Taylor Momsen), both private school outcasts desperate to be on the inside.

All of this intrigue plays out thanks to an anonymous gossip blogger known as
Gossip Girl, who publishes the sordid details of the teens’ lives like they’re Hollywood stars, thanks to text tips from other students. Gossip Girl also apparently operates some sort of text alert service to let the school’s population in on the most urgent social news as it happens; she’s a veritable one-woman CNN.
Serena and Blair drink martinis in lavish hotel bars, dress like they stepped straight off the runway (I totally covet Serena’s boot collection, just as I am supposed to), and basically embody the people that every self-absorbed teen was in their own heads. These are the girls that the popular girls aspired to be like in high school.

Gossip Girl requires you to suspend disbelief for an hour once a week. Blair’s desire to lose her virginity to Nate figures prominently in the series’ pilot, but when we see her swilling hooch in a variety of different situations, one has to wonder if a drunken high schooler would really have held on to the v-card this long to begin with.

Well, don’t wonder. Just let it happen. Go with it. The production values on this show are so outstanding, the styling so fabulous, there is no reason to pay attention to things like pesky plot loopholes or the conundrum of teenage drinking. Not since
Sex and the City has television given us such a panoramic view of the New York City that everyone dreams about, and the clothes on this show are just as good (and just as unattainable). So mix a few drinks, settle in to the couch with your girlfriends, and have a campy, snarky, fabulous good time. Don’t worry, no one’s going to judge.
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